The Savage Perm
A poem written about my experience on getting a perm today.
The perm, the perm!
So pretty and lovely!
Giving girls pride and joy
of their gorgeous locks!
However, oh cursed tender heads,
beware, beware the perm!
Smooth, silky locks so fine
are wetted, and turned into a tangled mess.
Special shampoo, rubbed firmly into the delicate scalp,
who moans in discomfort.
A brief rise, and the tender head is,
for once, speechless with horror:
not one drop of that blessed, blessed
conditioner is to be added!
A few short minutes turned into hours
by the howls of the tender head as
the wet, tangled hair is carefully brushed out.
Now, most of the bad part is over,
and curlers, with special paper wraps,
take the hair up. The tender head is only
briefly disturbed, an occasional whimper escapes.
The hair is now put up, turning the young girls into something older:
the image of a granny, with curlers all over her head.
Soft cotton, white and fluffy,
is wrapped around the head
as a safety net from the cold, cold
liquid that is carefully squirted
over the many rolls of curlers.
A sweet, flowery smell reminds
the girls of her job at the garden center,
surrounded by floral fragrances of heaven.
A clear, plastic bag partners up with
the soft cotton, now cold and wet,
to keep in the flowery solution.
As the girl waits, a strange, itching
sensation crawls over her head
like a fuzzy caterpillar.
The tender head has only squealed in surprise
at the coldness of the solution. However,
when the hairstylist unfurls a curler, the tender head
lets a soft noise escape. It can handle this, it tells itself,
as the curler is rolled back up, the head is rinsed with
warm, soothing water. The old, cotton shield is removed,
and replaced with a fresh, new one. A second liquid is
squirted, and this time, two things squeal: the tender head,
of course, at the cold liquid, and the delicate nose. A foul scent,
the scent of the perm solution, assaults the nostrils,
like something out of a rotten hockey bag: foul
and unforgettable. After a few more minutes of sitting,
with the tender head content for once,
but the nose squirming is discomfort,
the curlers are removed. The nose and tender head
sing a song of pain and discomfort as the curlers slowly come out,
and the smells gets stronger. Warm water–the mother of
all healing–silences the song of the tender head,
turning the pain-filled melody into a
beautiful hum of everlasting pleasure.
The hair is dried, scrunched, and hairsprayed,
the tender head utterly silent–it had survived it all,
and had earned the reward of soothing, warm water
that rids it of the aches and pains. The nose, however,
is beside itself with torment–a staggering three days
of no shampoo to wash out the smell, and no conditioner to
replace the smell of perm.
The satisfied girls exits the salon, her head happy
and her nose in misery.
you know what they say…?
beauty is painfull.
I love your blog!
great writing 🙂
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